15 of the best quotes from The Big Bang Theory

 

The 15 conversations/quotes I have listed below are among my many personal favourites. If you have any of your own, do share them below!

1.

Sheldon: I made tea. 
Leonard: I don’t want tea. 
Sheldon: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea. 
Leonard: Then why are you telling me? 
Sheldon: It’s a conversation starter. 
Leonard: That’s a lousy conversation starter. 
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

2.

Sheldon: Why are you crying? 
Penny: Because I’m stupid! 
Sheldon: That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad.
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The opening scene in ‘The Importance of Being Ernest’

This is the first scene of the first act (set in Algernon Moncrieff’s flat in Half-Moon Street, W.) in Oscar Wilde’s much worshipped timeless, classic, satiric play, ‘The Importance of Being Ernest.’ Algernon is the man of the house and Lane his butler.

Morning Room. Luxuriously and artificially furnished. The sound of a piano is heard in the adjoining room. LANE is arranging afternoon tea on the table and, after the music has ceased, ALGERNON enters.]

Algernon: Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?
Lane: I didn’t think it polite to listen, sir.
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